The UNBALANCE of EQUALITY

To suggest that we are all equal is ridiculous. It’s not just ridiculous, it’s unfair, it’s unhuman and it’s untrue!

I’m not saying that any one person is better than any other person………at being a person! We are all equal human beings, but we are not equal in our abilities. We are also not equal in our social standing. A difference which is calculated by your bank account.

The more money you have, the more successful you are deemed to be. This is not some stuck up, snotty middle class and rich folk invention. No, this “chart” of how good you are has been created by those who want the wealth but don’t have the wealth.                                              They admire the shiny things the wealthier have and spend a lot of time wanting that lifestyle. Maybe a “Lottery” win will achieve that dream?

We declare “ROCK STARS”, “FILM STARS” and “FOOTBALL STARS” to be Gods that we worship and adore! Then we applaud them and award them whilst we live our hard working long hour weeks! We are not equal to these people…….but could we be??

Is it possible that we could have all been “SUPERSTARS” had we tried harder???

NO……. Because circumstances and what the individual desires are what makes us all different. Being different isn’t a bad thing. We may be all made of the same stuff, but it’s what we do that separates us. We don’t all get the opportunity to even realise what it is we are good at. That doesn’t have to stop us from making the most of what we can do.        I understand that there are many many people around the world whose lives are unbearable, and I wish I could help each and everyone one, but it will never make us all equal!!

Let me share with you an actual proposal by the “Education Department”.

Schools are suggesting that “Pencil Cases” should be banned!!                                                   This is because it creates separation between the children.                                                                          If little Johnny turns up to to school with an expensive pencil case, and little Timmy, (whose family have no money), sees it, it will create envy within little Timmy and this could lead to other problems!

Little Timmy looks at his life, (at the age of 7), and thinks “Why is my family poor?”. Timmy loses self confidence and spirals deeper into depression which affects his school work, his home life and drives a wedge of hatred between himself and his friends. Little Timmy is searching the bottom of his Happy Shopper carrier bag looking for a broken pencil whilst Johnny is using his remote control to open the “Pencil Section” of his three layer Wifi pencil case with USB ports!

Little Timmy finds himself skipping school as he can’t bear the anxiety of sitting next to Little Johnny and his diamond studded, 24 carat, HD Ready pencil case with optional itunes speakers!!

Timmy is now buying Crack everyday from a supply teacher because the real teacher is on strike and supply teachers wages are shit but they can make a little extra selling drugs to kids. Little Timmy has been robbing from grandmas purse who has been forced to move in with Timmy’s family because she lost her council house to an immigrant family whose country we are at war with. Timmy has also been selling his moms depression tablets to older kids which helps them to pass out when their parents are asking what plans they have for the future. This affords Timmy to feed his crack habit whilst selling household items on his fake ebay account in a bid to earn even more money.

Little Timmy’s depression and anxiety is so bad now he has sold his nine year old sister to some Russian sex trafficker on the “Dark Web”. He’s now got enough money to buy some illegal weapons and goes on a murder rampage at his school. He has wiped everyone out except Little Johnny. Little Johnny screams “Why are you doing this??”

Little Timmy replies, “Because of you and your F*****G  PENCIL CASE!!!

…………………………….BANG!!

Luckily for Little Johnny he was hugging his pencil case in fear which also happens to be bullet proof!  Little Timmy now has his own room, for at least thirty years.

So what are we saying we should do? Make everyone equal?  Should we all have the same pencil case? Or if one person can’t afford it then no-one is allowed to have it??                          Imagine overnight everybody decided they would live equal to everyone else. All football matches end in a 0-0 draw. One hundred metre sprints end in a dead heat. Twenty formula one cars cross the finish line all at the same time. The Tour De France is awash with yellow jerseys. Tennis is a never ending rally and snooker matches?………..well snooker matches will still take hours and hours to be honest.

It’s not just sport either. Every candidate applying for a job would be hired. Everyone would win the lottery, or nobody would, either way. Everyone would pass their driving test and we would all be driving the same cars. Which might actually be fun!                          Living in the same houses. Going on the same holidays with the same amount of children. We would all earn the same money and wear the same clothes and the same jewellery. Which means if Fat Tony goes and gets himself a 400 carat gold bracelet, we’ve all got to get one!!

Phones, haircuts, televisions, beds, carpets, underwear etc… etc… etc…                                             The very word competition would be banned and replaced with “Everyones a WINNER!!!”. Can’t have losers, that’s just negative. Ok, maybe we will all win the lottery then. Technically you should get the exact same amount back, that’s equal I suppose. Election day would be fun. Every single person on the planet is a candidate and every single one wins. How’s that for a coalition party.

We wont need any emergency services. We would Police ourselves, mend ourselves, rescue our own cats from trees. Actually cats and dogs wouldn’t be signing up to this equality deal. Potentially, they could take over the world if they figured out how stupid humans had just got!!………….   Maybe? Especially if they get the dolphins involved. They’re pretty clever apparently, and a room full of chimps with typewriters will eventually tap out one of Shakespeares plays if you give them long enough! So watch out for monkey shaped creatures as well. Planet of the Apes!!!

Actually that chimp/Shakespeare thing could never actually happen. Not because the chimps can’t type, because Willy Shakespeare never wrote a single word of any of his acclaimed plays. Stratford upon Avon is built on a lie. The guy was full of shi……………………..shifty backstabbing blackmail threats and Edward de Vere.                                                                           Edward de Vere was the Earl of Oxford who loved to write at a time when writing, (plays especially) was barred. Barred!….ha?…. Doesn’t matter. We’re not here to talk about lying Willy, although if we are making everything equal, would have been his work too I suppose.

Anyway, don’t think it’s just the good stuff either. There are no boundaries here. Either we are all equal or we’re not. So if your dipshit neighbour falls out of the tree saving a cat and breaks his leg, then we all have to break our legs. You’re friend with lazy eye, the girl with horse teeth……..and baldy! Whatever defects people have, we should have as equals. Defects is a bit strong to be fair but if i said that we should all have great eyes, perfect teeth and amazing hair, just because others do, I bet those three aren’t going to complain.

We are not clones. We are not a civilisation of robots. We may be made of the same stuff, but it’s put together differently. Only by fractions, but enough to make us…………well us.

I don’t think Little Timmy lost it because he wasn’t equal to Johnny. I think if that were the case everyone would be on a murder rampage taking out everyone from the top of society and working their way down until we are all equal, with nothing!

What makes us different is what makes us interesting as people. We learn from the wise. We aspire to what has been achieved by others, and we help one another.                                        Ask ten people what their favourite colour is? Or their lucky number? I guarantee the answers will vary, you wont get ten the same. What “THEY” want to do, you know, “THEM”, the controllers who love to control. What they are asking you is “What is your favourite shade of Orange?”. That way they portray equality, freedom and keep control.                                     What “THEY” wont do, is allow you to be equal to “THEM”.