BREXWORDS

Following my last post “BREXSHIT”, it got me thinking about how things may change for the future of every one in the U.K.

Don’t think for one minute though, that I have gone all serious and I am about to give the pantomime known as Brexit some credible thought for the future!!

Nooooo, my tiny mind has been thinking about all the new words they could introduce into next years dictionary.

By the way, if you haven’t read “BREXSHIT”, then maybe do that first.                                              Excuse me, why haven’t you read “BREXSHIT”?  If you have read it, then ignore that last bit. Holy crap………. do I get sidetracked with nonsense.

Ok, new words. Yes, I was thinking of what new words we could have associated with the fun world of Brexit. So, this is what I have come up with as potential new entries for our official word books.  Feel free to invent some of your own. Hours of fun!!

BREXECUTED      The completion of Brexit signalling the divorce of the UK and EU.

BREXCITED          A rare individual who finds Brexit enjoyable.

BREXHAUSTED   When the majority of the people have had a F**king Nuff.                           Bonus new word “Nuff”

BREXERCISE         People who think they have the right to preach their view as the correct one. (Usually incorrect)

BREXAMPLE        An attempt to liken the Brexit ordeal with other momentous moments in history. (Often defeated by Brexercise preachers).

BREXTINCT         Describing a world, (or country) that never existed even though the majority of the population are attempting to get it back.

BREXHIBITION  To showcase an idea of what is always impossible to achieve.

BREXTERNAL    An individual totally unconnected geographically to any part of the Brexit process whilst displaying uncontrollable fits of laughter.

BREXTRA           Any businesses, individuals or goods that profit from any part of Brexit.     This may include any politician with an offshore account or U.S. companies who are struggling to sell U.S. made goods to Mexico.

BREXCELLENT  When all major political parties in the U.K. agree with each other and the country unites in a bid to fulfil Brexit and become a dominant force around the world.  (Please note that this is only possible by triggering “Article 50 Brexecute” if Santa, The Easter Bunny and more than 12 fairies agree to any exit deal proposed).

Let me leave you with one thought regarding the referendum in 2016, (52 to 48).

In a recent poll it has been discovered that 93.76% of all statistics………………………                   Are Made Up!!!