Vegan Shmeegan

My biggest problems with Vegans………. is the Preaching!

Why do you feel the need for meat substitutes? Is it not as damaging to promote the idea of eating meat as the act of meat eating itself?

Oh my God, if you want to be vegan, good for you. Stop telling me that what I am doing is wrong! If I eat meat I am as bad as the people who farm it. Process it. Kill it and treat the animals in an inhumane way. This is the shit vegans say to you.

Let me just say that this is just one of my midweek rants. This is just me blowing off steam with things or people, that I have personally had dealings with.                                                                             Being as I am writing this on a Tuesday I can only presume there’s another vote going on in Parliament right now.

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, Vegans. I have had a heated discussion with a “Vegan” who did actually accuse me of being as bad as the people who are treating animals poorly. I asked them if they drove a car. To which they answered yes. “Oh” I replied. “It’s OK for you to burn oil into the atmosphere and take advantage of slavery in the middle east where young adults are forced to work in the oil refinery business or risk having their families butchered because they didn’t agree? It’s OK for you to drive round in your Audi with the Leather steering wheel or use cosmetics that make use of eggs. Taking medication to save lives that may not have been available to the masses had Roger the fucking Rabbit not been injected with it first to test it!”

We recently heard about the “Meat Tax”. I don’t know if that will come into fruition but i’m guessing it may have backfired had it been enforced openly. This vegan approach is nothing more than the meat tax wrapped in a different coloured paper.

It’s bullshit to suggest that if we all ate vegan we could save this planet.  Save it from what??  What, if we eat vegetables then our farts are less harmful? Why do people still believe the planet needs saving from us? WE ARE NOTHING!!   NOTHING!!

We couldn’t harm this planet even if we tried.  This whole eco system is symbiotic. We all work together. Don’t get me wrong, I agree that the way some animals are farmed is disgusting. That we could definitely work on making things better for the animals and the dire situation they are forced into. But that’s the money, that’s the big payout. Cram two hundred and forty thousand chickens into a barn the size of a small supermarket.

Go after the Money Men. Take a look at the top of the pyramid. The very people who are pushing this vegan shit are the very people who are benefiting from it.                                  Eating meat is never going to stop. We’re frigging meat eaters. Always have been, always will. But with this new veganism push, at least it’s an opportunity to ramp up the the meat prices.

It’s always astonished me the complete lack of humanity we have towards vegetables. I think it’s fair to say that many people, including Prince Charles, bless him, understand that talking to your flowers or vegetables actually has an impact in their development. Say nice things to you roses in the morning and they will blossom. Say sweet nothings to your tomatoes in the morning and they will blush a brilliant red. Sing to your geraniums and they will flower like a virgin on a club 18-30 holiday. If a carrot could scream would you still pluck it from the ground and tear off it’s roots??  Bastards.

Just imagine, and I’m talking to you vegan planet savers now. Imagine if you suggested to Parliament that all animals have the right to be organic, and we should use the wasted land of Golf Courses to rear some of the poor goaties, moo moos and baa baas.  Or maybe the Royals have a few hundred thousand acres they could spare? You know, to save the planet!      Yeah….you know that answer.

Stop attacking the Butchers, the last front of the high street. Stop picking on my bacon sandwich, and stop bullshitting everyone into Global Warming fear claiming cow shit will stop the Earth spinning!!

One more thing before I finish.

if meat is so bad, and we should all stop eating it and go veggie.                                                             Why would anyone want a meat substitute? Why would anyone want to eat something that looks like meat, tastes like meat, but isn’t?  Why the two orders? If meat is never to be touched, why pretend it is meat??

This my friends is what we call, a Code Red.